Q: Why did the Osaka chef go broke?

A: Because he kept trying to make ends meat!

Q: What do you call a person from Osaka who has lost their car?

A: A pedestrian!

Q: Why do Osaka people never order at a drive-thru?

A: They prefer to park and eat!

Q: How do Osaka chickens apologize for being late?

A: Teriyaki!

Q: Why do Osaka people make terrible comedians?

A: Because they always find it hard to punchline!

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